I realized this morning that if you have siblings you all share the same porn name*. I also realized that since my brothers and I spent far too much time in Lutheran school we probably all have a better than average chance of becoming porn stars. So who gets the name Josie Davis? Which certainly could sound pornalicious in the right context. We could also each take one of our pet's name leaving the first pet to the first born, etc. But if we started divving up the pet names someone would get stuck with Sam Davis a name that sounds more like a beleaguered Reagan-family scion than a porn star. I could be Nicky Davis which isn't half bad as far as porn names go, but because the parakeet namesake was actually a boy and, despite my Lutheran education, I have no interest in being a tranny porn star, it really doesn't work. The only fair option is for us to share the name between us. Hence, The Collected Josie Davis.
*Using the well-established formula of your first pet's name + street where you lived as a child = porn name
4 comments:
It's a little disappointing that Sophie's name would be "Sadie W. 33rd," though this is more than made up for by the fact that Ollie's will be "Chicken Kent"!
It is exciting to think that baby Yancey or Boingy would be Moxie Twenty Third, though!
Clark Kent's sissy son? I have always thought I could be Pepper Davis, which sounds like someone who was moderately attractive in the 50s but has failed to dress her age now she is wrinkled, saggy and bewigged.
I would prefer it be spelled "Moxie XXIIIème"
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